Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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