I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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