I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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