He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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