worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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