Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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