Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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