How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
When did angry sex become our thing?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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