Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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