The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
