Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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