She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize