But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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