Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
So vagazzling was a success
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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