A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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