i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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