he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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