OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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