FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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