You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Randomize
