so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
