worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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