I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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