Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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