It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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