I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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