True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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