you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
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