i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
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