lets start a swedish sibling band together
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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