sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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