She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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