The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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