Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
