Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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