I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
