that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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