Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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