he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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