I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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