Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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