btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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