I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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