butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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