I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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