I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
There's always time for handjobs
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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