I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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