dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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