People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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