Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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