oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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