So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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