I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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