I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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