Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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