kristin has been a bad kristin
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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