So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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